Question: Who helps the little pumpkins cross the street? Answer: The pumpkin gourd.Question: Why does no one want to be friends with Dracula? Answer: He's a pain in the neck.Question: What do vegetarian zombies eat? Answer: Grains.Question: Did you know people saying, 'Boo,' to their friends increased 85% in the last year? Answer: That's a frightening statistic.Question: What monster makes the best dancer? Answer: The boogeyman.Question: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: He didn't have the guts.Question: What kind of candy do you give a trick-or-treating cowboy? Answer: Jolly Ranchers.While you're passing out candy, here's a few classic dad jokes to share with the trick-or-treaters this Halloween:
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